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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender yells out, "Hey! We don't serve ham sandwiches here." To which the ham sandwich replies, "That's okay, I just wanted a drink."
Did you hear about Pepsi’s new soda just for blondes?Answer: It has “open other end” printed on the bottom.
I have 6 bottles in one hand and 5 bottles In the other. what do i have?Answer: A drinking problem
Like a bear drinking honey from a bee hive, I’m getting really buzzed.
Some people say I drink like a fish, but I just tuna them out.
What day should you drink water?Answer: Thirstday (Thursday)
What do you call two male avocados who hang out and drink together?Answer: Avocabros
What do you drink if you're thirsty in dance class?Answer: Tap water.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?Answer: Morbier
What does a ghost drink?Answer: Booze
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?Answer: Fruit punch!
What should you order if you just want a small drink?Answer: A marteenie!
Where did the taco go for drinks?Answer: The Salad Bar!
Where do intergalactic coconuts grab a drink?Answer: At the "Milky Way".
Why did my Mum say when she drank MY strawberry shake?Answer: That was berry nice.
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