Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny strawberry jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Strawberries. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about strawberry are clean and safe for everyone. Share these strawberry jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
A lorry load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
Doctor, doctor! I've a strawberry stuck in my ear!Answer: Don't worry, I've some cream for that!
How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?Answer: Jam-packed!
How do you make a strawberry turnover?Answer: Push it down a hill.
I love berries. Strawberries, blueberries, raspberries, black berries, anything with an 'errie' in it!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Gino!
Gino Who?
Gino these strawberries are absolutely delicious, try them!
Strawberries are what make life taste wonderful.
What did one strawberry say to the other?Answer: If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
What did the scarecrow bring to Thanksgiving dinner?Answer: Straw-berry pie!
What did the strawberry say when the blueberry asked to be friends?Answer: I’d like to be your friend berry much!
What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?Answer: Jammed
What do you call a sad strawberry?Answer: A blue berry
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?Answer: Strawberry jam!
What do you get when you cross Ice, chocolate, a big strawberry, a giant pineapple, and cold milk?Answer: The worlds best Sundae!
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