What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?Answer: Straw-berries!
What kind of fruit is a crook?Answer: A Strobbery.
What type of berry can you drink out of?Answer: A strawberry
What's pink and stiff?Answer: Strawberry milkshake with vodka.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?Answer: The strawberry is red!
What’s red and goes up and down, up and down?Answer: A strawberry in a lift.
What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood?Answer: Jampire
Where do strawberries play their saxophones?Answer: At jam sessions.
Why did my Mum say when she drank MY strawberry shake?Answer: That was berry nice.
Why did the baby strawberry cry?Answer: Because its Mum was in a jam!
Why did the strawberry cross the road?Answer: Because his mother was in a jam.
Why did the strawberry cry?Answer: It was in a jam!
Why was the little strawberry crying?Answer: Because his parents were in a jam.
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