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A rope walked into a restaurant and ordered a milkshake. The waiter said, ‘Are you a rope?’ The rope said, ‘Yes.’ The waiter said, ‘We don’t serve ropes.’ So, the rope went out and burnt off his ends and tied himself into a knot. The rope went back into the restaurant and ordered a milkshake. The waiter asked, ‘Are you a rope?’ The rope said, ‘No, I’m a frayed knot.’
Chuck Norris's version of a "chocolate milkshake" is a raw porterhouse wrapped around ten Hershey bars, and doused in diesel fuel.
How do you make a milkshake?Answer: Give it a good scare!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?Answer: A milkshake
What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?Answer: A milkshake
What do you call a milkshake from Abu Dhabi?Answer: MilkSheikh
What do you call a mythical milkshake?Answer: Legendairy
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?Answer: Milk Sheikh!
What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?Answer: A milk shake.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?Answer: A milkshake!
What's pink and stiff?Answer: Strawberry milkshake with vodka.
Where do milkshakes come from?Answer: Nervous cows
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