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Funny hot chocolate jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny hot chocolate jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes hot chocolates. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about hot chocolate are clean and safe for everyone. Share these hot chocolate jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A woman ordered a hot chocolate at a restaurant and the blonde waitress brought her a Hershey bar and a match.
What do you call a warm milky drink that was stolen?
What do you call candy that was stolen?
What do you call people who like to drink hot chocolate all year long?
What is the most attractive drink?
Why did the lady love to drink hot chocolate?
Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?

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