Funny meat jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny meat jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes meats. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about meat are clean and safe for everyone. Share these meat jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Can vegans eat pudding?
How does Lady GaGa like her meat?
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?
I love being a butcher. It makes it easy to meat people.
What did one steak knife say to the other?
What do you call a BBQ pun?
What do you call a dumb omnivore?
What do you call a kebab made from venison?
What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?
What is a beef BBQ lover's favorite song lyric?
What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?
When was meat so high?

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