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Can vegans eat pudding?Answer: No, you cant have any pudding if you don't eat your meat.
How does Lady GaGa like her meat?Answer: Raw raw ra-a-a-ah
How many meat-eaters does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: None, they would rather stay in the dark about things.
I love being a butcher. It makes it easy to meat people.
What did one steak knife say to the other?Answer: Look sharp, here comes the meat.
What do you call a BBQ pun?Answer: A meataphor
What do you call a dumb omnivore?Answer: A meathead.
What do you call a kebab made from venison?Answer: Donner kebab
What do you call a pig that gets fired from his job?Answer: Canned ham!
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?Answer: A balanced meal
What is a beef BBQ lover's favorite song lyric?Answer: Is it meat you're looking for?
What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?Answer: Love Meat Tenders
What is the difference between pea soup and roast beef?Answer: Everyone would roast beef.
What town in England makes terrible sandwiches?Answer: Oldham
When was meat so high?Answer: When the cow jumped over the moon!
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