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Did you see the Will Smith movie about McDonalds?
Answer: It's called the "Pursuit of Happy Meals".

Celebrity, Fast food, Movie

Do you have porridge for breakfast?
Answer: Kevin Bacon

Bacon, Breakfast, Celebrity, Porridge

Does Sean Connery like herbs?
Answer: Yes, but only partially.

Celebrity, Herb

How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?
Answer: With jam in

Celebrity, Jam, Sandwich

How did Reese eat her soup?
Answer: Witherspoon

Celebrity, Cutlery, Soup

How does Lady GaGa like her meat?
Answer: Raw raw ra-a-a-ah

Celebrity, Meat

I’m not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it’s incredibly delicious.
Gwyneth Paltrow

Bacon, Celebrity, Quote

Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?
Answer: Brussels sprouts

Alcohol, Brussels Sprout, Celebrity

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating noodles?
Answer: Pasta la vista baby!

Celebrity, Noodle

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say before eating spaghetti?
Answer: Pasta la vista, baby!

Celebrity, Movie, Spaghetti

What does Ellen DeGeneris cook for dinner every night?
Answer: She doesn’t, she eats out!

Celebrity, Dinner

What kind of sugar does Lady Gaga use in her coffee?
Answer: Raw raw raw raw raw

Celebrity, Coffee, Sugar

What was Prince’s favorite dessert?
Answer: Raspberry Sorbet

Celebrity, Dessert, Raspberry

Which celebrity smells the best?
Answer: Kevin Bacon

Bacon, Celebrity

Who has the handsome star in the Hollywood baking movie?
Answer: Bread Pitt

Bread, Celebrity

Why doesn't Lebron James like Indian food?
Answer: Because it has "Curry" in it.

Celebrity, Curry, Indian

Yo mamma is so fat, Bill Gates became broke after buying her dinner.

Celebrity, Dinner, Yo mama

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