A lorry load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
Funny jam jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny jam jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes jams. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about jam are clean and safe for everyone. Share these jam jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?Answer: With jam in
How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?Answer: Jam-packed!
How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?Answer: With jam in?
What did one raspberry say to the other?Answer: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?Answer: We're toast!
What did one strawberry say to the other?Answer: If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
What did the policeman have on his sandwich?Answer: Some traffic jam!
What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes?Answer: Traffic jam!
What do school bus drivers put on their pancakes?Answer: Traffic jam
What do sweet potatoes eat for breakfast?Answer: Pota-toast with jam.
What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?Answer: Jammed
What do you call a raspberry who got stepped on?Answer: Toe Jam.
What do you call a yeasted jam pastry passed through a sausage maker?Answer: Extrudel!
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
What do you call raspberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
What do you get when 354 blueberries try to go through the door at the same time?Answer: A blueberry jam!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?Answer: Strawberry jam!
What does a piece of toast wear to bed?Answer: His pa-JAM-as!
What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?Answer: You jam it.
What jam can't you eat?Answer: A traffic jam.
What month is good for toast?Answer: Jamuary
What type of jam don’t you want on toast?Answer: Toe jam
What’s red, made of strawberries, and sucks your blood?Answer: Jampire
Where do strawberries play their saxophones?Answer: At jam sessions.
Why did the baby strawberry cry?Answer: Because its Mum was in a jam!
Why did the strawberry cross the road?Answer: Because his mother was in a jam.
Why did the strawberry cry?Answer: It was in a jam!
Why was the little blueberry so upset?Answer: It’s parents were in a jam.
Why was the little strawberry crying?Answer: Because his parents were in a jam.
Why were the cherries crying?Answer: Because their parents were in a jam.
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