Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny jam jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes jams. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about jam are clean and safe for everyone. Share these jam jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
A lorry load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.
How did Bob Marley like his sandwiches?Answer: With jam in
How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?Answer: Jam-packed!
How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?Answer: With jam in?
What did one raspberry say to the other?Answer: If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam!
What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?Answer: We're toast!
What did one strawberry say to the other?Answer: If you weren’t so fresh, we wouldn’t be in this jam.
What did the policeman have on his sandwich?Answer: Some traffic jam!
What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes?Answer: Traffic jam!
What do school bus drivers put on their pancakes?Answer: Traffic jam
What do sweet potatoes eat for breakfast?Answer: Pota-toast with jam.
What do you call 500 strawberries in a car crash?Answer: Jammed
What do you call a raspberry who got stepped on?Answer: Toe Jam.
What do you call a yeasted jam pastry passed through a sausage maker?Answer: Extrudel!
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?Answer: A jam session
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