Funny pancake jokes

Did you hear about the angry pancake?

Answer: He just flipped

Did you know Pancake Day is today?

Answer: It creped up on us.

How do you make a pancake smile?

Answer: Butter it up!

Went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my dinner would be long.
"No, sir, round" came the reply.

What did music tell the pancake?

Answer: B flat

What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?

Answer: I'm flattered!

What did the pancake say when the muffin complimented her?

Answer: I’m flattered…

What did the priest think while choking on a pancake?

Answer: Holy Crepe!

What do bus drivers put on their morning pancakes?

Answer: Traffic jam!

What do pancakes and baseball have in common?

Answer: They both depend on the batter!

What do pancakes do when they are scared?

Answer: They crepe themselves.

What do pancakes wear to the beach?

Answer: A flip-flops

What do school bus drivers put on their pancakes?

Answer: Traffic jam

What do you call a pancake after it does sit-ups?

Answer: A waffle.

What do you call a person who randomly steals French pancakes?

Answer: A crepetomaniac

What do you call someone who can't turn pancakes?

Answer: A flip-flop

What does a jokester have for his breakfast?

Answer: A pun – cake

What does a panda use to make pancakes?

Answer: A pan...duh...

What does the pope put on his pancakes?

Answer: Papal syrup.

What's the best pancake topping?

Answer: More pancakes!

Why are waffles healthier than pancakes?

Answer: Waffles are pancakes with a six-pack.

Why did the chef flip a pancake?

Answer: Because he was a tosser.

Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?

Answer: To make them light and fluffy.

Why did the man dress up as a thin pancake for Halloween?

Answer: To give people the crepes.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

Answer: He was a square.

Why do comedians never tell pancake jokes?

Answer: They always fall flat!

Why was the waffle jealous of the pancake?

Answer: The pancakes was flattered.