Funny muffin jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny muffin jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes muffins. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about muffin are clean and safe for everyone. Share these muffin jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.
Charlie Brooker
There are two muffins baking in the oven.

One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"

The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Two muffins were sitting in an oven.
One turned to the other and said "Hey, it's pretty hot in here, isn't it?"
The other turned and shouted "Oh my god a talking muffin!"
What did the pancake say to the complimentary muffin?
What did the pancake say when the muffin complimented her?
What do you call a pastry made from a potato?
What is one kind of food that speaks a language?
Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter. I like to play Muffin Roulette.
Why did the baker cross the road?
Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?
You be my sweet potato, and I’ll be your spud muffin.

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