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How did that avocado baker make bread?Answer: With avoca-dough.
How did the hipster burn his mouth?Answer: He ate garlic bread long before it was cool.
How do you introduce a loaf of bread to your angry aunt?Answer: Meatloaf croissant
How do you kill a gluten free Vampire?Answer: Garlic bread
How do you make a bread roll?Answer: Push it down a hill.
How do you make dog bread?Answer: Just use collie flour.
How does bread win over friends?Answer: You can crust me.
How does bread woo a lover?Answer: With lots of flours.
What did mama bread say to her kids?Answer: It’s way past your breadtime!
What did one bread lover say to the other?Answer: Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What did one slice of bread say to the other at their wedding?Answer: Let’s grow mold together.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?Answer: You’re toast!
What did one slice of bread say to the other slice of bread when he saw some butter and jam on the table?Answer: We're toast!
What did the banana say to the bread?Answer: Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
What did the banker want from the baker?Answer: To pump her nickels.
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