What did the butter say to the bread?Answer: I'm on a roll!
What direction did the pirate go to get his bread?Answer: Yeast!
What do bakers make dill bread from?Answer: Dill dough
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?Answer: Bready or not, here I crumb!
What do breads do in the morning?Answer: Rise and shine
What do cloves use for money?Answer: Garlic "bread"
What do you call someone who has been raised by garlic?Answer: Garlic bred
What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?Answer: Loafers
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?Answer: You deserve butter.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?Answer: It’s the yeast I could do.
What does Homer Simpson use to make bread?Answer: D'oh!
What happened to the robber who robbed a bakery?Answer: He got caught BREAD handed!
What is a unicorn's favorite Thanksgiving bread?Answer: Corn bread!
What pick up line does yeast use on flour?Answer: I bread your pardon!
What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?Answer: A bun
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