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What do cats call mice on skateboards?Answer: Meals on Wheels.
What do pastry chefs like to watch on HBO?Answer: Game of Scones: All men must dine.
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale?Answer: A balanced meal
What part of a meal makes you the most sleepy?Answer: The nap-kin
What’s a sea serpent’s favorite meal?Answer: Fish and ships!
Where does a car thief go for a quick pork meal?Answer: To the chop shop.
Who wears a red cape and leaps from restaurant roofs in a single bound?Answer: Supperman
Why does everyone add salt to their meals?Answer: It’s sodium goooood.
Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
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