Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny salt jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes salts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about salt are clean and safe for everyone. Share these salt jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Does anybody know any jokes about salt?Answer: Na
I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.
Two peanuts walk into a bar.Answer: One was a-salted.
What did the pepper say to the table salt?Answer: Why you Sodium fine?
What did the salt say to his girlfriend?Answer: Wow, you're so-dium beautiful!
What do quarterbacks like to do at dinner?Answer: Pass the salt.
What do you call fifteen-year-old salt?Answer: A salt-teen.
What is a chefs weapon of choice?Answer: A salt rifle
What kind of salt do gymnasts use?Answer: Somersault.
Why does everyone add salt to their meals?Answer: It’s sodium goooood.
Why was the baker arrested?Answer: Excessive salt in batter.
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