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Funny nut jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny nut jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes nuts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about nut are clean and safe for everyone. Share these nut jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cashew who?
Bless you!
Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?
What did the one nut say to the nut?
What did Uncle Jim say to the pecan?
What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?
What is a coconut never guilty of?
What kind of nut was on the moon?
What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?
What nuts constantly seem to have a cold?
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
What's a horror nuts favorite movie?
Where can you learn about pecans?
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Which nut is worth the most?
Why did the boy leave the chestnuts in the rain?

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