Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny nut jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes nuts. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about nut are clean and safe for everyone. Share these nut jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cashew.
Cashew who?
Bless you!
Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?Answer: Nuts
What did the one nut say to the nut?Answer: Cashew later
What did Uncle Jim say to the pecan?Answer: I only have pies for you.
What do you call a pistachio on a spaceship?Answer: An astro-nut!
What is a coconut never guilty of?Answer: Nuttiness
What kind of nut was on the moon?Answer: An astronut.
What kind of nuts always seems to have a cold?Answer: Cashews
What nuts constantly seem to have a cold?Answer: Cashews
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?Answer: Cashew
What's a horror nuts favorite movie?Answer: The Creature from the Black Legume
Where can you learn about pecans?Answer: The internut
Which nut is the worst for your diet?Answer: Donuts
Which nut is worth the most?Answer: Cash-ew
Why did the boy leave the chestnuts in the rain?Answer: He wanted them rusted…
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