Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny ice jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes ices. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about ice are clean and safe for everyone. Share these ice jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
A blonde to her doctor: "I swallowed an ice cube a few days ago but it hasn't come out yet."
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Chuck Norris can make a fire with two ice cubes.
What can you always substitute for ice in recipe?Answer: Frozen water
What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof?Answer: An Icepickle!
What does Batman put in his whiskey?Answer: Justice
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?Answer: It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
What is a snowman’s favorite snack?Answer: Ice Krispy treats
What kind of beer is always served in a bucket of ice?Answer: Pail ale!
What’s a snowman’s favorite drink?Answer: Ice Tea
Why can't blondes make ice cubes?Answer: They always forget the recipe.
Why did the man put the cake in his freezer?Answer: He was asked to ice it.
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