Funny whiskey jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny whiskey jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Whiskies. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about whiskey are clean and safe for everyone. Share these whiskey jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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A drunk was in front of a judge.
The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking whisky."
The drunk says "Okay, let's get started."
A man drunkenly walks into his wife's room...
He loudly proclaims, "I have no idea how I could live without you!"
Flustered, the wife asks, "Is that you talking or the whiskey talking?"
"It's me talking to the whiskey."
Don’t drink and drive:
You might hit a bump and spill your whisky.
How do you fix a broken bottle of Johnnie Walker?
My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my glass half-full with either rum, vodka, or whiskey.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others.
Raymond Chandler
There was a man who had at least four to five drinks of whisky every day of his adult life.
When he died, they cremated him, and it took two days to put out the fire!
Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.
Mark Twain
What do you call it when you steal a bottle of Jack Daniel's?
What doe Holy Water and Whiskey have in common?
What does Batman put in his whiskey?
What happened when a guy met a drunk ventriloquist at the bar?
What is the difference between a beautiful dress and a bottle of Whiskey?
What is the difference between whiskey and a battery?
What kind of whiskey is best served in wintertime?

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