A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
Funny alcohol jokes
Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny alcohol jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes alcohols. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about alcohol are clean and safe for everyone. Share these alcohol jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud together!
Back to DrinkHow do you kill a vegetarian vampire?Answer: With a steak to the heart.
If you can drink away your hurt, it must have been champagne.
Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?Answer: Brussels sprouts
Liquor might not solve all your problems, but it’s worth a shot.
What did the blonde say when some guy at the bar asked her if she liked cocktails?Answer: I don't know. Tell me one.
Who has traveled all over the world?Answer: Al Cohol - he’s everywhere.
Why did the drunk climb up on the bar roof?Answer: He heard the next one was on the house!
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