Jean-Claude Van Damme is "the muscles from Brussels." Who are his kids?Answer: Brussels sprouts
Funny brussels sprout jokes
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What do you call a kid from Belgium?Answer: A brussel sprout.
What is another name for brussels sprouts?Answer: Cabbage patch kids.
What is green and goes to a summer camp?Answer: A brussels’ scout.
What is green and goes to summer camp?Answer: A brussel scout!
What is the difference between boogers and brussels sprouts?Answer: Little kids will eat boogers.
What’s the strongest vegetable?Answer: A muscle sprout.
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