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Funny tomato jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny tomato jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes tomatos. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about tomato are clean and safe for everyone. Share these tomato jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Did you hear about the salad race?
How do you fix a broken pizza?
I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?
What did Bacon say to Tomato?
What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?
What did the last tomato on the vine say when all his friends got picked?
What did the pasta say to the tomato?
What happens after you rub ketchup in your eyes?
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?
Why did the tomato blush?

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