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Did you hear about the salad race?Answer: The lettuce was ahead and the tomato tried to ketchup!
How do you fix a broken pizza?Answer: Tomato paste.
I missed the documentary on TV on how they make tomato sauce...I guess I’ll have to watch it on ketch up.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
There are a Mommy tomato, a Daddy tomato and a little baby tomato. They are all going on a walk. The baby tomato is very slow and is falling behind, so what do the Mommy and Daddy tomato say?Answer: Catch up!
What did Bacon say to Tomato?Answer: Lettuce get together!
What did the fast tomato say to the slow tomato?Answer: Come on, ketchup!
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while out for a walk?Answer: Ketchup
What did the last tomato on the vine say when all his friends got picked?Answer: I’ll ketchup with you guys later!
What did the pasta say to the tomato?Answer: Don’t get saucy with me!
What happens after you rub ketchup in your eyes?Answer: You feel silly in Heinz sight!
Why are tomatoes the slowest vegetable?Answer: Because they can’t ketchup.
Why did the tomato blush?Answer: Because he saw the salad dressing.
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