Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny broccoli jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes broccolis. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about broccoli are clean and safe for everyone. Share these broccoli jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Doctor, doctor! I've got broccoli stuck in my ear!Answer: You need to eat more sensibly!
How did the broccoli feel about being served for dinner?Answer: It was steamed!
What do you call a scary movie about vegetables?Answer: The Broccoli Horror Picture Show!
What do you call broccoli when it becomes a ghost?Answer: Cauliflower!
What do you get when you cross a watermelon with broccoli?Answer: A melon-coli snack!
What is the President’s favorite vegetable?Answer: Barack-oli!
What kind of music does broccoli listen to?Answer: Broc and Roll!
What's the difference between bogeys and broccoli?Answer: Kids don't eat broccoli!
What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?Answer: Kids don’t eat broccoli.
Where did the broccoli go to buy a few drinks?Answer: The salad bar!
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