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Funny broccoli jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny broccoli jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes broccolis. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about broccoli are clean and safe for everyone. Share these broccoli jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Doctor, doctor! I've got broccoli stuck in my ear!
How did the broccoli feel about being served for dinner?
What do you call a scary movie about vegetables?
What do you call broccoli when it becomes a ghost?
What do you get when you cross a watermelon with broccoli?
What is the President’s favorite vegetable?
What kind of music does broccoli listen to?
What's the difference between bogeys and broccoli?
What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Where did the broccoli go to buy a few drinks?

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