Did you ever hear about the mute Thai chef?Answer: He could wok the wok but not talk the talk.
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How do you greet a Cypriot Chef?Answer: Helloumi
How do you know the Japanese mass murderer was a chef?Answer: He spent his day cutting up vegetables
How does pizza sauce introduce itself at a fiesta?Answer: Yo no soy marinara
The Bangles are getting their own cooking show. Wok Like an Egyptian
What did the black guy say to the chef?Answer: What Ja-maican?
What do people in London call maple syrup?Answer: Canada water
What do they call The Bachelorette in Spanish?Answer: Pico de Gallo
What do you call a Jamaican donut?Answer: Cinnamon
What do you call a kid from Belgium?Answer: A brussel sprout.
What do you call a milkshake from Abu Dhabi?Answer: MilkSheikh
What do you call a Turkish baby?Answer: Kebab-y
What do you call the greatest royalty of Vietnamese noodle soup?Answer: The best PhoKing you'll ever know
What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park?Answer: Thai-food legume
What does a British sweet potato say about a sunny day?Answer: It's mashing
What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna?Answer: Gaelic breath!
What is a Turkish librarian’s favorite food?Answer: A ssssssshhh kebab.
What is Korea's national herb?Answer: Koreander
What is the Netherland’s favorite band?Answer: Holland oats
What's the difference between South Korean BBQ and American BBQ?Answer: South Korean BBQ has more Seoul.
What’s a foodie’s favorite country?Answer: Veit-nom!
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?Answer: One less drunk.
Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?Answer: Because one more, and it'd be too farty.
Why did god invent whiskey?Answer: So the Irish wouldn't rule the world.
Why do bakeries in Denmark add so much sugar to their pastries?Answer: If they didn't, they would be sweetish.
Why does Swedish sugar taste better?Answer: It’s Sweder
Why was Earl Grey illegal in the Soviet Union?Answer: Because all property is theft.
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