Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny legume jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes legumes. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about legume are clean and safe for everyone. Share these legume jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!Back to Ingredient
What do you call a deceptive legume?Answer: A Lima bean
What do you get when you cross bean sprouts, peanut sauce and a Disney water park?Answer: Thai-food legume
What is a poet's favorite legume?Answer: Rhyma-beans!
What is Donald Trumps favourite legume?Answer: Chick pee
What's a horror nuts favorite movie?Answer: The Creature from the Black Legume
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?Answer: I've never had a lentil on my face!
What’s thanos’ favorite legume?Answer: Snap peas.
Why did the bean sell his car?Answer: The back seat didn't have enough legume.
Do you have a funny joke about legume that you would like to share? Click here to submit your joke!
Bookmark this site and come back tomorrow for more great jokes for food lovers.