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Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?Answer: I'm not telling you. You might spread it!
How did the joke about the peanut butter become so popular?Answer: I guess it must have spread!
Peanut, butter open the door!
What did the grape say to the silly peanut butter?Answer: You’re nuts!
What did the jelly say to the peanut butter?Answer: We make a good match!
What do peanut butter and jelly do around the campfire?Answer: They tell toast stories.
What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?Answer: A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
What does a shark eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?Answer: Jellyfish!
What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?Answer: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?Answer: You jam it.
Why are peanut butter jokes never kept a secret?Answer: Someone always spreads it around.
Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?Answer: Because they’re sending their turkey to the White House!
Why couldn’t the peanut butter afford a sandwich?Answer: It needed bread.
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea?Answer: To go with the jellyfish!
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