Funny favorite food jokes

What are twins favorite fruit?

Answer: Pears

What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Answer: Fast food!

What is a cow's favorite food?

Answer: Moo-berries

What is a dog's favorite food?

Answer: Anything that is on your plate!

What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Answer: BOOberries

What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?

Answer: A ham sand-wedge.

What is a lawyer's favorite food?

Answer: Anything battered.

What is a physicist’s favorite food?

Answer: Fission chips.

What is a pretzel's favorite dance?

Answer: The Twist!

What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?

Answer: Straw-berries!

What is a scientist’s favourite food?

Answer: Smarties

What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?

Answer: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.

What is a Turkish librarian’s favorite food?

Answer: A ssssssshhh kebab.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Answer: A neck-tarine!

What is a vampire’s favourite soup?

Answer: Scream of mushroom

What is a whale’s favorite food?

Answer: Fish and ships.

What is an Italian frogs favourite food?

Answer: Ribbitoni

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Answer: Ban-ana-na!

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Answer: A Blood Orange

What is Julius Caesar’s favorite food?

Answer: Roman noodles.

What is King Kong's favorite food?

Answer: Ape-ricots!

What is the foot’s favorite snack?

Answer: DoriTOES

What was Icarus’ least favorite food?

Answer: Hot wings.

What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?

Answer: Pooched eggs

What’s a duck’s favorite food?

Answer: A box of quackers!

What’s a nuclear physicist's favorite meal?

Answer: Fission chips!

What’s a tailor’s favorite kind of vegetable?

Answer: A string bean!

What’s Abba’s favourite meal?

Answer: Chicken Tikka

What’s Michelle Obama’s favorite veggie?

Answer: Barackoli