Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny favorite food jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes favorite foods. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about favorite food are clean and safe for everyone. Share these favorite food jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
What are twins favorite fruit?Answer: Pears
What is a cheetahs favorite food?Answer: Fast food!
What is a cow's favorite food?Answer: Moo-berries
What is a dog's favorite food?Answer: Anything that is on your plate!
What is a ghost's favorite fruit?Answer: BOOberries
What is a golfer’s favorite lunch?Answer: A ham sand-wedge.
What is a lawyer's favorite food?Answer: Anything battered.
What is a physicist’s favorite food?Answer: Fission chips.
What is a pretzel's favorite dance?Answer: The Twist!
What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?Answer: Straw-berries!
What is a scientist’s favourite food?Answer: Smarties
What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?Answer: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.
What is a Turkish librarian’s favorite food?Answer: A ssssssshhh kebab.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?Answer: A neck-tarine!
What is a vampire’s favourite soup?Answer: Scream of mushroom
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