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Did you hear about the fight at the seafood restaurant?Answer: Two fish got battered!
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?Answer: He ended up pulling a mussel
Did you hear about the seafood diet?Answer: You see food and you eat it.
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?Answer: He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
My brother’s on a seafood diet.
Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
My wife has not spoken to me in three days.
I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.
She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"
"What's the matter"? I asked.
"There are burglars in the kitchen.
I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."
"That'll teach them!" I replied.
What do you call a vegetarian that eats seafood?Answer: An omnivore
What is a blue whale’s favourite James Bond Film?Answer: Licence to Krill.
What's a whales favorite sandwich?Answer: Krilled cheese
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?Answer: The prawn broker.
Why did the lobster blush?Answer: Because the sea weed.
Why kind of food should you eat to increase your vision?Answer: Seafood
Would octopus make a good fast food?Answer: You must be squidding!
Yo mama so fat shes on the seafood diet, she sees food and she eats it.
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