Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny shrimp jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes shrimps. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about shrimp are clean and safe for everyone. Share these shrimp jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodDid you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawns cocktail party?Answer: He pulled a mussel.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?Answer: Don't wok away from me!
What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?Answer: They both crustaceans
What do shrimp need to stay healthy?Answer: Vitamin Sea
What do you call a bunch of shrimp getting drunk?Answer: A shrimp cocktail party.
What do you call a shrimp with no eyes?Answer: Shrmp
What do you call an all-u-can-eat shrimp dinner?Answer: Overkrill
What's the cheapest place to buy shrimp?Answer: A prawn shop.
Which day do shrimp hate?Answer: Fry-day!
Why are prawn less expensive than shrimp?Answer: Because you get them at the prawn shop.
Why don't shrimp donate to charities?Answer: Because they're shellfish.
Why don't shrimp like basketball?Answer: Cause they're afraid of the net.
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?Answer: Because it is shellfish.
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