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A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me? I've hurt my hand!"
The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?Answer: He ended up pulling a mussel
Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawns cocktail party?Answer: He pulled a mussel.
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?Answer: He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
How do oysters get around?Answer: In mussel cars.
I used to look for shellfish at my local beach every day until one day when I pulled a mussel.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
Oyster jokes are so funny I almost pulled a mussel.
What is the strongest sea creature?Answer: A mussel!
What kind of cars do shellfish drive?Answer: Mussel cars.
What's the best food to eat before a workout?Answer: Mussels
Why do oysters go to the gym?Answer: It's good for the mussel.
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