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Funny mussel jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny mussel jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes mussels. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about mussel are clean and safe for everyone. Share these mussel jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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A fisherman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, can you help me? I've hurt my hand!"
The doctor takes a look and says, "It's nothing too serious, you've pulled a mussel."
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?
Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawns cocktail party?
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?
How do oysters get around?
I used to look for shellfish at my local beach every day until one day when I pulled a mussel.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
Oyster jokes are so funny I almost pulled a mussel.
What is the strongest sea creature?
What kind of cars do shellfish drive?
What's the best food to eat before a workout?
Why do oysters go to the gym?

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