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Funny oyster jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny oyster jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes oysters. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about oyster are clean and safe for everyone. Share these oyster jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Customer: Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Waiter: Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?
How do oysters get around?
Oyster jokes are so funny I almost pulled a mussel.
What did the girl oyster say to the boy oyster?
What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?
What's an oyster's favorite band?
Why do oysters go to the gym?
Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?

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