Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny oyster jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes oysters. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about oyster are clean and safe for everyone. Share these oyster jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Back to FoodCustomer: Waiter, I can’t seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.
Waiter: Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?Answer: He ended up pulling a mussel
Did you hear about the wimp at the seafood buffet?Answer: He tried to pull an oyster from the serving tray, but ended up pulling a mussel.
How do oysters get around?Answer: In mussel cars.
Oyster jokes are so funny I almost pulled a mussel.
What did the girl oyster say to the boy oyster?Answer: You never open up to me.
What do you get when you cross an owl and an oyster?Answer: Pearls of Wisdom.
What's an oyster's favorite band?Answer: Pearl Jam
Why do oysters go to the gym?Answer: It's good for the mussel.
Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?Answer: They were 2 shellfish!
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