Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny dance jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes dances. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about dance are clean and safe for everyone. Share these dance jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?Answer: He ended up pulling a mussel
I drank so much wine last night that when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?Answer: A banana shake!
What do you drink if you're thirsty in dance class?Answer: Tap water.
What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?Answer: Noise
What is a pretzel's favorite dance?Answer: The Twist!
What is a tortilla chip's favorite dance?Answer: The salsa
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?Answer: The turkey trot.
What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?Answer: A bun
What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move?Answer: The twist!
Where did the butcher go to dance?Answer: At the Meat ball.
Where do hamburgers dance?Answer: A meat ball.
Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?Answer: The meat ball
Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?Answer: Because it had a good beet.
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