Funny dance jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny dance jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes dances. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about dance are clean and safe for everyone. Share these dance jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Did you hear about the oyster who was breakdancing at the seafood disco?
I drank so much wine last night that when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition.
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
What do you drink if you're thirsty in dance class?
What do you get when two skeletons dance in a biscuit tin?
What is a pretzel's favorite dance?
What is a tortilla chip's favorite dance?
What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What’s a ballerina’s favorite type of bread?
What’s a pretzel’s favorite dance move?
Where did the butcher go to dance?
Where do hamburgers dance?
Where do spaghetti and sauce go to dance?
Why did the people dance to the vegetable band?

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