Funny banana jokes

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A ham and cheese sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Banana, Cheese, Food, Ham
Submitted by o0O0o
A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it?
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Animal, Banana, Coconut
Submitted by Craig W
How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?
Banana, Raspberry, Smoothie
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Banana
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split!
Banana, Knock, knock
Submitted by Denton
Student: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Student: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
Banana, Diet
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Banana, Chuck Norris, Smoothie
Submitted by Vegan Power
Vegan: Try this banana.
Meat eater: Taste good!
Vegan: It's vegan.
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny!
Banana
Submitted by Veganlover
What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun?
Banana
Submitted by Nitt
What did the banana say to the bread?
Banana, Bread
Submitted by MLE
What did the banana say to the monkey?
Animal, Banana
Submitted by Christopher W.
What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
Banana
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
Banana, Smoothie
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
Banana, Dance
Submitted by nemo
What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
Banana
Submitted by Frank
What do you call a charismatic banana?
Banana, Smoothie
Submitted by Ryan
What do you call someone standing on one foot, eating a bagel and a banana?
Bagel, Banana, Breakfast
What do you call to bananas on the floor?
Banana
Submitted by me
What do you call two banana skins on the floor in the bedroom next to the bed?
Banana
What do you get if you throw two banana peels on the floor?
Banana
What do you use to open a banana?
Animal, Banana
What is long and yellow and always points north?
Banana
What is the easiest way to make a banana split?
Banana
Submitted by Møller
What kind of shoes are made from banana peels?
Banana
Submitted by rebekah
What would you call two bananas?
Banana
Submitted by Saul
What's white on the inside and green on the outside?
Banana, Cucumber
What’s a fruit’s favorite pick up line?
Banana, Fruit, Pick Up Lines
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
Animal, Banana
Submitted by S31
What’s yellow and always points north?
Banana
Submitted by Mckinley
What’s yellow and sniffs?
Banana, Cold
Submitted by Peter
Where do bananas like to go swimming?
Banana, Bowl, Cereal
Submitted by starboy
Why are bananas never lonely?
Banana
Why aren't bananas ever lonely?
Banana
Submitted by Nr.One!
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
Apple, Banana
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Banana
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Banana, Doctor
Submitted by Stu
Why did the banana go to the hairdresser?
Banana
Why did the banana wear sunscreen?
Banana
Submitted by Tameka F.
Why did the blonde get fired from the banana factory?
Banana, Blonde
Submitted by F.Eckhart
Why do bananas have so many friends?
Banana
Why do bananas have to wear sunscreen?
Banana
Submitted by Vegan Power
Why does Donkey Kong eat bananas?
Banana, Video game
Submitted by W4rl0rd
Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
Banana, Blonde
Submitted by Erica
Why was the banana so upset?
Banana
Why was the raspberry by himself?
Banana, Raspberry
Why were the apple and orange alone?
Apple, Banana, Orange
Why were the apple and the orange all alone?
Apple, Banana, Orange

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