Funny banana jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny banana jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes bananas. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about banana are clean and safe for everyone. Share these banana jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A ham and cheese sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it?
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Banana who?
Banana split!
Student: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Student: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Vegan: Try this banana.
Meat eater: Taste good!
Vegan: It's vegan.
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny!
What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun?
What did the banana say to the bread?
What did the banana say to the monkey?
What do two bananas do when they meet each other?
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?

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