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A ham and cheese sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
A monkey, chimp, gorilla and King Kong tries to take bananas from a coconut tree. Who will get it?
Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
How did Smoothie’s parents get engaged?Answer: Raspberry confessed to Banana, “We blend well together.”
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make?Answer: Slippers
Student: Our teacher went on a special banana diet.
Andy: Did she lose weight?
Student: No, but she sure could climb trees well!
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Vegan: Try this banana.
Meat eater: Taste good!
Vegan: It's vegan.
Meat eater: I thought it tasted funny!
What did the banana in the sun say to the other banana in the sun?Answer: I don't know about you but I'm starting to peel!
What did the banana say to the bread?Answer: Nothing! Bananas don’t talk!
What did the banana say to the monkey?Answer: Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What do two bananas do when they meet each other?Answer: A banana shake!
What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?Answer: A banana smoothie!
What do you call a banana that likes to dance?Answer: A banana shake!
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