Funny pear jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pear jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes pears. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pear are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pear jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

Dad, do you like baked pears? Yes son, why? The orchard’s on fire.
What are twins favorite fruit?
What did the pear say to the pineapple after they won a game?
What do Noah and a tin can have in common?
What fruit never goes anywhere alone?
Why was the apple uncomfortable in the fruit bowl?

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