Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny squash jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Squash. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about squash are clean and safe for everyone. Share these squash jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?Answer: Throw it up into the air, and it will come down squash.
If you crossed a zucchini with our first president, what would you get?Answer: George Squashington
Is that a butternut squash in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
What are the most dangerous recipes?Answer: Ones that call for squashes and whipped cream.
What do you call a potato that was crushed?Answer: Squash
What is a zucchini’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?Answer: Squash
What veggie does a gourd become when an elephant steps on it?Answer: Squash
What was the gourd’s favorite sport?Answer: Squash
Who helps young winter squash cross the road safely?Answer: The crossing gourd.
Why did the lemon cross the road?Answer: He wanted to play squash!
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