Funny squash jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny squash jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes Squash. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about squash are clean and safe for everyone. Share these squash jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?
If you crossed a zucchini with our first president, what would you get?
Is that a butternut squash in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
What are the most dangerous recipes?
What do you call a potato that was crushed?
What is a zucchini’s favorite sport?
What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
What veggie does a gourd become when an elephant steps on it?
What was the gourd’s favorite sport?
Who helps young winter squash cross the road safely?
Why did the lemon cross the road?

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