Funny pumpkin jokes

How do gourds get to so strong?

Answer: By pumpkin iron.

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

Answer: With a pumpkin patch!

How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?

Answer: Throw it up into the air, and it will come down squash.

What did the gourd say to the other gourd after running into each other?

Answer: Sorry for pumpkin in to you!

What did the orange pumpkin say to the green gourd?

Answer: You look a little sick.

What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?

Answer: Good-pie everyone.

What did the pumpkin say to his girlfriend?

Answer: You're gourd-geous!

What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?

Answer: Use apples instead.

What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?

Answer: Cut it out!

What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?

Answer: I yam what I yam

What do you call a barking pumpkin?

Answer: A gourd dog.

What do you call a pretty pumpkin?

Answer: Gourdgeous

What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head?

Answer: Gourd to death.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Answer: Pumpkin pi.

What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Answer: Pumpkin pi

What is the prettiest pie?

Answer: A pumpkin pie, it’s gourd-geous.

What’s a jack o’ lantern’s favorite movie?

Answer: Pulp Fiction!

What’s black, white, orange and waddles?

Answer: A penguin carrying a pumpkin.

What’s the best thing to put in a pumpkin pie?

Answer: Your teeth

When asked how he was feeling, what did the pumpkin say?

Answer: I'm vine, thanks for asking.

Who is smelly and has no body?

Answer: A pumpkin