Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pumpkin jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes pumpkins. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pumpkin are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pumpkin jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!
How do gourds get to so strong?Answer: By pumpkin iron.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?Answer: With a pumpkin patch!
How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?Answer: Throw it up into the air, and it will come down squash.
What did the gourd say to the other gourd after running into each other?Answer: Sorry for pumpkin in to you!
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green gourd?Answer: You look a little sick.
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?Answer: Good-pie everyone.
What did the pumpkin say to his girlfriend?Answer: You're gourd-geous!
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?Answer: Use apples instead.
What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?Answer: Cut it out!
What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?Answer: I yam what I yam
What do you call a barking pumpkin?Answer: A gourd dog.
What do you call a pretty pumpkin?Answer: Gourdgeous
What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head?Answer: Gourd to death.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?Answer: Pumpkin pi.
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?Answer: Pumpkin pi
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