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Funny pumpkin jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny pumpkin jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes pumpkins. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about pumpkin are clean and safe for everyone. Share these pumpkin jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

How do gourds get to so strong?
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
How do you turn a pumpkin into another vegetable?
What did the gourd say to the other gourd after running into each other?
What did the orange pumpkin say to the green gourd?
What did the pumpkin say after thanksgiving?
What did the pumpkin say to his girlfriend?
What did the pumpkin say to the pie baker?
What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver?
What did the sweet potato say to the pumpkin?
What do you call a barking pumpkin?
What do you call a pretty pumpkin?
What do you call death by a massive pumpkin falling on your head?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

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