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Funny melon jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny melon jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes melons. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about melon are clean and safe for everyone. Share these melon jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?
What did Taylor Swift say to the melon?
What did the mama melon say to the baby melon's boyfriend?
Why do melons have weddings?

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