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Back to FruitThey asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
They asked how the watermelon farmer felt after winning the lottery; clever bugger said he felt like a melon bucks.
What did one melon say when the other melon proposed?Answer: I’m sorry, I cantaloupe!
What did Taylor Swift say to the melon?Answer: Look what you made me dew!
What did the mama melon say to the baby melon's boyfriend?Answer: You cant-eloupe!
Why do melons have weddings?Answer: Because they cantaloupe!
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