Funny oneliner jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny oneliner jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes oneliners. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about oneliner are clean and safe for everyone. Share these oneliner jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

A balanced diet is a taco in both hands.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear and now he has pickled hearing.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
A man walks into a bar and orders a stiff drink. I gave him a glass of ice.
A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Candy is natures way of making up for mondays.
Don’t eat someone else’s cheesy chips. They’re nachos.
Don’t tell me to stop eating so many tacos. I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life.
Don’t use “beef stew” as a computer password. It’s not stroganoff.
Every girl is just like a pineapple: They both have many pointy defences, but they are still sweet and adorable.
Every time I take a drink from a bottle, it keeps pouring back. Must be spring water.
Farmers are real experts, they are often outstanding in their fields.
Going to a recycling party this weekend. The invite said to bring a bottle.
Grain farmers have a tough life. They barley survive from wheat to wheat.

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