There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water. Number one. And number two.
Thought I’d purchase a tall herb plant but actually turned out to be tiny. No big dill.
Today I went to an Indian restaurant and asked for bread. They told me they had naan.
Vegans need to lay off attacking others for their eating habits....the last thing we need is another Spinach Inquisition.
Vodka may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.
What if soy milk...is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
When shopping for cheese, I always ask myself: “To brie, or not to brie?”
Whenever I make chocolate chip or blueberry muffins, I make sure one muffin is just batter. I like to play Muffin Roulette.
You be my sweet potato, and I’ll be your spud muffin.
You look absolutely radishing.
You say you make a great caesar salad, but that romaines to be seen.
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