A ham and cheese sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Funny cheese jokes
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Back to IngredientCall me cheesy, but I melt when I’m in your warm embrace.
Can I tell you a vegan joke?Answer: I promise it won't be cheesy.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?Answer: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
Have you heard the joke about the pizza?Answer: Never mind, it's too cheesy!
How can you tell when a cheese is depressed?Answer: They get kinda blue.
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Answer: Make it with blue cheese!
If a tortilla chip had a bad day what would cheese say to it?Answer: Boy, nacho day!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Cheese
Cheese who?
Cheese a cute girl!
Some kid just threw a bottle of milk and a block of cheese at me. How dairy!
What cheese cries the most?Answer: Babybel
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?Answer: Cheese sticks.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?Answer: Brie mine.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?Answer: To brie or not to brie.
What did the cheese say in the mirror?Answer: Halloumi
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?Answer: Hallou-mi!
What did the commedian say after after a bad set?Answer: That crowd was laughtose intolerant.
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?Answer: Looks like we have debris all over the place!
What did the ghost put on his bagel?Answer: SCREAM cheese
What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?Answer: You make me melt.
What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?Answer: You make me melt.
What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?Answer: Gotta take the gouda with the bad.
What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap?Answer: Cheddar luck next time!
What did the queen say when someone threw cheese at her?Answer: How dairy!
What did the yoghurt say to the cheese?Answer: Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.
What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?Answer: Cheesecake
What do some people have against cheeseburgers?Answer: They say, ‘Burgers can’t be cheesy!’
What do they say when you leave the cheese store?Answer: Have a gouda day!
What do you call a flirty macaroni?Answer: Mackin’ cheese!
What do you call a package of cheddar that isn't yours?Answer: Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?Answer: Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that is cold?Answer: Chili cheese!
What do you call it when cheese goes #2?Answer: Fondue due.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?Answer: Morbier
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?Answer: You gouda brie kidding!
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?Answer: The Stilton.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?Answer: R n’ Brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?Answer: Nacho Man
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?Answer: Roarquefort
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?Answer: Ched-arrrrgh!
What is the chef's favorite thing to do?Answer: Cut the cheese.
What kind of cheese do cats like?Answer: Purr-mesan!
What kind of cheese do dogs like best?Answer: Mutts-arella!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?Answer: Brieoncé
What kind of cheese protects a castle?Answer: Moat-zarella.
What kind of music does cheese listen to?Answer: R'n'Brie!
What kind of witch has cheese and ham on it?Answer: A sandwitch
What type of cheese is commonly served on horror movie sets?Answer: Gore-gonzola!
What was the cheese’s strategy when it ran for president?Answer: Make America grate again.
What's a cheese's favourite TV channel?Answer: The Brie Brie C!
What's the saddest type of cheese?Answer: Blue cheese!
What’s a good way to start a conversation with a cheese plate on Tinder?Answer: Hello. Is it brie you’re looking for?
When shopping for cheese, I always ask myself: “To brie, or not to brie?”
Which cheese is made backwards?Answer: Edam
Why did the parmesan swipe left on the cheddar?Answer: His pick-up line was too cheesey.
Why does vegan cheese taste bad?Answer: It hasn’t been tested on mice.
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