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A ham and cheese sandwich and a banana walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Call me cheesy, but I melt when I’m in your warm embrace.
Can I tell you a vegan joke?Answer: I promise it won't be cheesy.
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?Answer: Never mind, it’s too cheesy!
Have you heard the joke about the pizza?Answer: Never mind, it's too cheesy!
How can you tell when a cheese is depressed?Answer: They get kinda blue.
How do you make a cheeseburger sad?Answer: Make it with blue cheese!
If a tortilla chip had a bad day what would cheese say to it?Answer: Boy, nacho day!
Cheese a cute girl!
Some kid just threw a bottle of milk and a block of cheese at me. How dairy!
What cheese cries the most?Answer: Babybel
What covers the floor of the motzarella forest?Answer: Cheese sticks.
What did one cheese tell the other cheese on Valentine’s day?Answer: Brie mine.
What did Shakespeare say as he was making a cheese plate?Answer: To brie or not to brie.
What did the cheese say in the mirror?Answer: Halloumi
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