Funny cheese jokes

What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Answer: Hallou-mi!

What did the commedian say after after a bad set?

Answer: That crowd was laughtose intolerant.

What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded?

Answer: Looks like we have debris all over the place!

What did the ghost put on his bagel?

Answer: SCREAM cheese

What did the grilled cheese sandwich say to their date?

Answer: You make me melt.

What did the grilled cheese say to the frying pan?

Answer: You make me melt.

What did the mom cheese tell the little boy cheese when he got hurt on his bike?

Answer: Gotta take the gouda with the bad.

What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap?

Answer: Cheddar luck next time!

What did the queen say when someone threw cheese at her?

Answer: How dairy!

What did the yoghurt say to the cheese?

Answer: Ah, I see you’re a man of culture as well.

What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?

Answer: Cheesecake

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

Answer: They say, ‘Burgers can’t be cheesy!’

What do they say when you leave the cheese store?

Answer: Have a gouda day!

What do you call a flirty macaroni?

Answer: Mackin’ cheese!

What do you call a package of cheddar that isn't yours?

Answer: Nacho cheese!