What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?Answer: Nacho cheese!
What do you call cheese that is cold?Answer: Chili cheese!
What do you call it when cheese goes #2?Answer: Fondue due.
What does a cheese like to drink after a long day?Answer: Morbier
What does a cheese lover say when someone keeps messing around with them?Answer: You gouda brie kidding!
What hotel do cheese lover’s stay in?Answer: The Stilton.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite type of music?Answer: R n’ Brie.
What is a cheese lover’s favorite Village People song?Answer: Nacho Man
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?Answer: Roarquefort
What is a pirate’s favorite cheese?Answer: Ched-arrrrgh!
What is the chef's favorite thing to do?Answer: Cut the cheese.
What kind of cheese do cats like?Answer: Purr-mesan!
What kind of cheese do dogs like best?Answer: Mutts-arella!
What kind of cheese makes the best music?Answer: Brieoncé
What kind of cheese protects a castle?Answer: Moat-zarella.
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