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Back to FoodA papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole all live together in a little mole hole.
One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air, and says, “Yummy, I smell maple syrup.”
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, snifl’s the air, and says, “Oh yummy, I smell honey.”
Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can’t because the bigger moles are in the way.
This makes him whine, “Geez, all I can smell is moleasses.”
A: Why do elephants wear blue shoes?
B: Why?
A: So they can hide in blueberry bushes.
B: Oh.
A: Have you ever seen an elephant in a blueberry bush?
B: Well, no.
A: Then it works!
Did you hear the one about the dog who ate a bunch of garlic?Answer: His bark was worse than his bite.
How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?Answer: Grapes are purple.
How do dogs make sandwiches?Answer: With purebred.
How do you get your dog to like mashed potatoes?Answer: You gravy train
How do you lead a horse to water?Answer: With lots of carrots.
How do you make dog bread?Answer: Just use collie flour.
How do you tell the difference between a walrus and an orange?Answer: Put your arms around it and squeeze it. If you don't get orange juice, it's a walrus.
If apples come from an apple tree, and oranges come from an orange tree, where do chickens come from?Answer: A pouI-tree.
If people aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
Me: "I work with animals every day."
She: "Ohh, how sweet! What is it that you do?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
Mommy, daddy and little lion are having a picnic.
As soon as they've taken seat on their blanket, little lion wants to start eating.
"Hold on," says daddy lion.
"We first need to prey."
What did the banana say to the monkey?Answer: Nothing, bananas can't talk!
What did the beaver say to the maple tree?Answer: It's been nice gnawing you!
What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap?Answer: Cheddar luck next time!
What did the peanut say to the elephant?Answer: Nothing… peanuts can’t talk!
What do cats call mice on skateboards?Answer: Meals on Wheels.
What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?Answer: MOOstard
What do race horses eat?Answer: Fast Food
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub?Answer: It is called soup.
What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?Answer: A chip-monk!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?Answer: A runny bunny.
What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory?Answer: A dill-doe
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?Answer: A Candy Baa.
What do you call a monkey who makes sweet potato chips?Answer: A Chipmunk
What do you call a pastry made out of needles?Answer: A porcupie
What do you call a pineapple snake?Answer: Ananas-conda
What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?Answer: Anything you like, it can't hear you!
What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree?Answer: Pineapple
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through a strawberry patch?Answer: Strawberry jam!
What do you get when you combine a pickle and a deer?Answer: A dill doe
What do you get when you cross a chicken and an earthquake?Answer: Scrambled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?Answer: A dilldoe
What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?Answer: Something punny.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an elephant?Answer: Mashed potatoes!
What do you get when you cross a wolf and an egg?Answer: A very hairy omelette!
What do you get when you cross an alligator with a pickle?Answer: A crocoDILL
What do you use to open a banana?Answer: A monkey!
What does a camel do on a pudding?Answer: Walks through the dessert.
What does a panda use to make pancakes?Answer: A pan...duh...
What does an aardvark like on his pizza to go?Answer: Ant-chovies
What does the music at a horse rave sound like?Answer: Oats oats oats oats...
What does the rooster say to wake up Cornelius Corn?Answer: Cob - a - doodle - do!
What food does a cheetah eat?Answer: Fast food
What is a cat's favorite drink?Answer: Cat-pri Sun
What is a cat’s favorite breakfast?Answer: Mice krispies
What is a cat’s favorite sushi roll?Answer: Shrimp tempurrrrra
What is a cheetahs favorite food?Answer: Fast food!
What is a cow's favorite food?Answer: Moo-berries
What is a dog's favorite food?Answer: Anything that is on your plate!
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?Answer: Chocolate mousse
What is a leopard's favorite candy?Answer: Dots
What is a lion’s favorite cheese?Answer: Roarquefort
What is a Penguin's favourite salad?Answer: Iceberg lettuce.
What is a whale’s favorite food?Answer: Fish and ships.
What is purple and swings from a tree?Answer: A gr-ape
What kind of cheese do cats like?Answer: Purr-mesan!
What kind of cheese do dogs like best?Answer: Mutts-arella!
What kind of dog races on Thanksgiving?Answer: Gravyhounds
What pizza do dogs eat?Answer: Puperoni
What plant can become an animal?Answer: An eggplant
What vegetable do gardeners plant for their cats?Answer: As-purr-agus!
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus?Answer: The strawberry is red!
What’s a chimp’s favorite ice cream?Answer: Chunky Monkey
What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?Answer: Pooched eggs
What’s a duck’s favorite food?Answer: A box of quackers!
What’s a llama’s favourite drink?Answer: Llamanade
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white, and green?Answer: Three zebras fighting over a pickle!
What’s black, white, orange and waddles?Answer: A penguin carrying a pumpkin.
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?Answer: Monkey fart
What’s the best vegetable to feed to a captive animal?Answer: Zoo-chini!
What’s the most musical part of the chicken?Answer: The drumstick.
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?Answer: The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
Which vegetable do dogs like best?Answer: Collie-flower!
Which vegetable loves animals the most?Answer: A zoo-cchini!
Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew?Answer: Warren Buffet!
Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?Answer: Because most of them are inbred
Why did the dog stay away from the grill?Answer: He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!
Why did the elephant cross the road?Answer: To get to the peanut.
Why did the pony need cough syrup?Answer: His throat was a little horse.
Why do tigers eat raw meat?Answer: Because they can’t cook!
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