What did the beaver say to the maple tree?Answer: It's been nice gnawing you!
What did the mouse say when he snatched the cheese without getting caught in the trap?Answer: Cheddar luck next time!
What did the peanut say to the elephant?Answer: Nothing… peanuts can’t talk!
What do cats call mice on skateboards?Answer: Meals on Wheels.
What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?Answer: MOOstard
What do race horses eat?Answer: Fast Food
What do we call a chicken inside a hot tub?Answer: It is called soup.
What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?Answer: A chip-monk!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?Answer: A runny bunny.
What do you call a female deer that hangs out outside of a pickle factory?Answer: A dill-doe
What do you call a lamb covered in chocolate?Answer: A Candy Baa.
What do you call a monkey who makes sweet potato chips?Answer: A Chipmunk
What do you call a pastry made out of needles?Answer: A porcupie
What do you call a pineapple snake?Answer: Ananas-conda
What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?Answer: Anything you like, it can't hear you!
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