Which vegetable do dogs like best?Answer: Collie-flower!
Which vegetable loves animals the most?Answer: A zoo-cchini!
Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew?Answer: Warren Buffet!
Why are hot dogs the weirdest dogs?Answer: Because most of them are inbred
Why did the dog stay away from the grill?Answer: He didn’t want to be the HOT DOG!
Why did the elephant cross the road?Answer: To get to the peanut.
Why did the pony need cough syrup?Answer: His throat was a little horse.
Why do tigers eat raw meat?Answer: Because they can’t cook!
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