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Funny cow jokes
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Back to FoodChuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
How easy is it to milk a cow?Answer: It's a piece of steak?
What did the butcher say to the cow?Answer: Let's beefriends.
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?Answer: What a miss-steak
What do cows put on their ice cream?Answer: Chocolate moo-oo-se
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?Answer: A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?Answer: A milkshake
What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?Answer: A milkshake
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?Answer: De-calf-inated!
What do you call a cow with no legs?Answer: Ground beef
What do you call a cynical cow?Answer: Sour cream.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?Answer: Milk Sheikh!
What do you get from a pampered cow?Answer: Spoiled milk
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?Answer: Frozen Yogurt
What do you get if you cross a cow with a ghost?Answer: Vanishing cream.
What do you get if you put a cow on a trampoline?Answer: A milk shake.
What do you get when you cross a cow and a porcupine?Answer: A steak with a built-in toothpick!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?Answer: A milkshake!
What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?Answer: An animal that can milk itself.
What does a butcher call a cow on a hill?Answer: High Steaks
What does a cow order at Starbucks?Answer: A half-calf-double-latte.
What is a cow's least favorite Elvis Presley song?Answer: Love Meat Tenders
What is the best way to keep milk fresh?Answer: Leave it in the cow!
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?Answer: Udder nonsense
When was meat so high?Answer: When the cow jumped over the moon!
Where do cows go for lunch?Answer: The calf-eteria.
Where do milkshakes come from?Answer: Nervous cows
Why did the blonde farmer get a brown cow?Answer: She wanted chocolate milk.
Why did the dairy farmer feed his cows money?Answer: Because he wanted rich milk.
You know how you know milk is bad?Answer: When it's outside of the cow...
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