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Back to FoodA cow went to a bbq restaurant to complain that her reputation is at stake.
Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.
Did you ever hear the one about the vegan masochist who insisted on being flogged with the whole cow?
How easy is it to milk a cow?Answer: It's a piece of steak?
What did the butcher say to the cow?Answer: Let's beefriends.
What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?Answer: What a miss-steak
What do cows put on their ice cream?Answer: Chocolate moo-oo-se
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?Answer: A lawn moo-er.
What do you call a cow in an earthquake?Answer: A milkshake
What do you call a cow stuck in a hurricane?Answer: A milkshake
What do you call a cow that has just given birth?Answer: De-calf-inated!
What do you call a cow with no legs?Answer: Ground beef
What do you call a cynical cow?Answer: Sour cream.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?Answer: Milk Sheikh!
What do you get from a pampered cow?Answer: Spoiled milk
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