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Back to FoodA good gardener doesn’t miss a beet.
How did the gardener know his herbs were fully grown?Answer: It was just about thyme!
How did the vegetables cheer on the gardener at the county fair?Answer: They yelled, “We're rooting for you!"
What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?Answer: A lawn moo-er.
What kind of table do gardeners use at the Farmer's Market?Answer: A vege-table!
What vegetable do gardeners plant for their cats?Answer: As-purr-agus!
What's the gardeners favorite novel?Answer: War and Peas
Why did the gardener quit?Answer: Because his celery wasn't high enough.
Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?Answer: He had a long honeydew list.
Why was the Grinch such a great gardener?Answer: He has a green thumb.
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