Funny garden jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny garden jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes gardens. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about garden are clean and safe for everyone. Share these garden jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for vegetable theft?
Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face.
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How do you make a phone call in a garden?
How do you make an apple puff?
How well is your garden growing?
If someone asks for help in the herb garden, you can certainly give advice if you have Thyme.
In addition to fruit trees, what do pie bakers like to plant in their gardens?
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Garden who?
Stop garden the gate, it’s harvest time!
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
What did Santa Claus say when he walked through a garden?
What did the farmer call his spring garden?
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?
What did the weirdo say after he was caught creeping around in someone’s garden?
What kind of bean doesn’t grow in your garden?

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