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Did you hear about the guy who got arrested for vegetable theft?Answer: He took a leek in the garden!
Every garden is unique with a multitude of choices in soils, plants and themes. Finding your garden theme is as easy as seeing what brings a smile to your face.
How do you make a phone call in a garden?Answer: You use a cauliflower.
How do you make an apple puff?Answer: Chase it around the garden.
How well is your garden growing?Answer: Only thyme will tell.
If someone asks for help in the herb garden, you can certainly give advice if you have Thyme.
In addition to fruit trees, what do pie bakers like to plant in their gardens?Answer: Many varieties of flours!
Stop garden the gate, it’s harvest time!
The watermelon plant didn’t like sharing a garden with passion vines; but they started to grow on him.
What did Santa Claus say when he walked through a garden?Answer: Hoe, hoe, hoe!
What did the farmer call his spring garden?Answer: A garden of hap-pea-ness!
What did the scarecrow say during the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet
What did the vegetables say at the garden party?Answer: Lettuce turnip the beet!
What did the weirdo say after he was caught creeping around in someone’s garden?Answer: I’ve bean stalking you!
What kind of bean doesn’t grow in your garden?Answer: A jelly bean!
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