What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?Answer: Squash
What new crop did the gardener plant?Answer: Beets me!
What vegetable plays music in the garden patch?Answer: The bell peppers!
What water yields the most beautiful cauliflower garden?Answer: Perspiration!
What water yields the most beautiful veggie garden?Answer: Perspiration!
Where do farmers send their kids to grow?Answer: Kinder-garden
Why can’t you tell secrets in the farmer’s garden?Answer: Because the corn has ears and the potatoes have eyes.
Why don’t you need to hurry when gathering herbs in the garden?Answer: Because you’ve got plenty of thyme.
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?Answer: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the green beans stalk.
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