Funny garden jokes

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What kind of vegetable do you get when an elephant walks through your garden?
What new crop did the gardener plant?
What vegetable plays music in the garden patch?
What water yields the most beautiful cauliflower garden?
What water yields the most beautiful veggie garden?
Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
Why can’t you tell secrets in the farmer’s garden?
Why don’t you need to hurry when gathering herbs in the garden?
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a garden?

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