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How do you make a phone call in a garden?Answer: You use a cauliflower.
How do you propose to a vegan?Answer: With an onion ring and a bouquet of cauliflowers.
My wife has a beautiful face like a flower! A cauliflower!
What did the husband do after forgetting his wife's birthday?Answer: Cauliflower shop
What did the radish and cauliflower say to the cabbage that needed help, but refused?Answer: Lettuce
What do you call broccoli when it becomes a ghost?Answer: Cauliflower!
What kind of flower should never be put in a vase?Answer: Cauliflower
What kind of socks do you need to plant cauliflower?Answer: Garden hose
What water yields the most beautiful cauliflower garden?Answer: Perspiration!
Where do cauliflowers hang out?Answer: In the Gobi desert.
Where do vegetables grow up?Answer: Cauli-fornia
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