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Are you an onion? Cuz every time I see you I cry with happiness.
How do you propose to a vegan?Answer: With an onion ring and a bouquet of cauliflowers.
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
What do you do if someone says an onion is the only food that can make them cry?Answer: Throw a watermelon at their face.
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?Answer: Barbie-que sauce
What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?Answer: Tear gas.
What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?Answer: A potato with watery eyes!
What is white and giggles?Answer: A tickled onion!
What kind of jewelry do vegetables wear?Answer: Onion rings.
What what can you make from baked beans and onions?Answer: Tear gas.
What’s round, white and giggles?Answer: A tickled onion!
What’s the difference between an onion and homework?Answer: No one cries when you cut homework!
Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?Answer: In an onion ring!
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