Funny onion jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny onion jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes onions. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about onion are clean and safe for everyone. Share these onion jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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Are you an onion? Cuz every time I see you I cry with happiness.
Onion, Pick Up Lines
How do you propose to a vegan?
Cauliflower, Onion, Vegan
Life is like an onion. You peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.
Oneliner, Onion
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Coconut, Emotion, Onion
Submitted by 007
My sister thinks that she is so intelligent. She says onion is the only food which makes her cry. That is the reason why I threw a pineapple at her face.
Onion, Pineapple
What do you do if someone says an onion is the only food that can make them cry?
Emotion, Onion, Watermelon
What do you get if you cross a doll with some ketchup, honey, mustard and onions in Kansas City?
Barbecue, Honey, Ketchup, Mustard, Onion, Sauce
Submitted by Sigfrido
What do you get if you eat onions on your beans?
Bean, Onion
What do you get when you cross a potato with an onion?
Onion, Potato
What is white and giggles?
Onion
Submitted by William II
What kind of jewelry do vegetables wear?
Onion, Vegetable
Submitted by Orr
What what can you make from baked beans and onions?
Bean, Onion
What’s round, white and giggles?
Onion
What’s the difference between an onion and homework?
Onion
Where do they hold prizefights in Fastfoodland?
Onion

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