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Back to VegetableA cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins?Answer: The cabbage, it's a head.
A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes.
“What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.
The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”
Could you help me find my missing root vegetables?Answer: Sorry, but I don’t carrot all about that. I’m sure they’ll turnip somewhere.
Did you hear about the carrot detective?Answer: He got to the root of every case!
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot!Answer: Don't get yourself in a stew!
How do you lead a horse to water?Answer: With lots of carrots.
How do you turn a stew into gold?Answer: Add 24 carrots.
I have a vegan girlfriend. Don’t get me wrong, I love her very much.
But sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot.
If a carrot and a cabbage ran a race, which one would win?Answer: The cabbage, because it’s a head.
The best way to make gold soup is to add 22 carrots.
What did one snowman say to the other?Answer: Can you smell carrots?
What did the carrot say to the other carrot?Answer: Shut up and radish me
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?Answer: It's been nice gnawing you!
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?Answer: Get out of my face!
What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?Answer: Anything you like, it can't hear you!
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