Funny carrot jokes

Here you will find great collection of corny, tasty and funny carrot jokes for all foodies, food lovers and anyone else who likes carrots. This funny collection of friendly and delicious jokes, riddles and puns about carrot are clean and safe for everyone. Share these carrot jokes and other food jokes with your friends so you can laugh out loud togheter!

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A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins?
A man goes to the doctor with a carrot in his nose, cabbage in his ears and ham over his eyes.

“What’s wrong with me doc?” He asks.

The doctor replies “Well it looks like you’re not eating right.”
Could you help me find my missing root vegetables?
Did you hear about the carrot detective?
Doctor, doctor! I feel like a carrot!
How do you lead a horse to water?
How do you turn a stew into gold?
I have a vegan girlfriend. Don’t get me wrong, I love her very much.

But sometimes I think she just looks at me like a piece of carrot.
If a carrot and a cabbage ran a race, which one would win?
The best way to make gold soup is to add 22 carrots.
What did one snowman say to the other?
What did the carrot say to the other carrot?
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?
What did the snowman say to the aggressive carrot?
What do you call a Triceratops with carrots in its ears?

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